Life is like an.... Opera song...

I was searching the internet for inspiration on what to blog about, I haven't blogged in days and I have been buried up to my elbows in puke and have most certainly been sleep deprived this week.  I probably have about a million things to write about because with 5 kids, there is NEVER and I mean Never a dull moment in this household.

Anyway---Surfing the "Interwebs" is like taking a mini staycation for me. If I try real hard, I can block out the "I want a drinkkkkk" "Momma" "Help mes" and drift away. Too bad I can't be as good at it as my husband. He's a freaking expert. He's so good, he can't hear himself!

I saw this on http://www.today.com/moms, I like to go there when I either want to see how good or how screwed up I am raising my child. Try it, you'll be impressed or horrified :)  Well, I saw this and thought, wonder what this is?? Click and you will literally laugh your ass off as I did. I think I say just about all of it around a million times a day give or take. I am sure, I can add more to it! Like,: Remember to sing along to the above song!
Stop kicking your sister, Stop stealing your sisters doll/pony. Noo, noo, noo, nooo...no! Stop, please go, I have to pee, I need some privacy---Yes, I am totally singing this in my head. Get that from her, she will get hurt, Please stop screammming! Don't you fight, it's time for bed, Oh why are you screaming???  Who cares whose it is, just make her stop, please give it back to herrrr.  Okay, Emmie, don't freak on me, you can have your Minnie!

I seriously could go on and on. But you know, no matter how much I have to say that stuff, it does keep my life entertaining. Never a dull moment.

Amie